Honestly? Because your whining is frankly annoying. First tip - throwing your homework doesn’t get it done, hun.
My homework might not be done, but I am.
'Sides, if I'm so annoying, why're you bothering with me? I'll have you know my whining isn't the only annoying thing about me.
Is there a reason you’re just standing there?
I didn’t realize standing was such a crime?
I said nothing.
You’ve said enough.
Yeah! I figured. Patronuses are tricky stuff.
Your cow’s got me wantin’ to see what my Patronus is now. Mind teaching me the basics?
Like, what’re you suppose to do? Can you show me?
Would you only get one ant? Or like, an army?
I never actually thought about that.
But I’spose having an army would be ideal.
No, I just think that my spirit is cooler than most, even if it is a cow.
Everyone probably thinks their Patronus is cooler than the rest. Mine could as well be an ant and I’d defend it.
Even if I’d know it was actually quite awful.
Hey, Hindus worship cows.
Would you liked to be worshiped, Walker?
Kinda… cow-ish. Maybe my patronus is a cow.
You know, cows are pretty giving and helpful creatures— What with their meat and milk and all.
Yeah, I can see your spirit guardian being a cow.